th3-feelz-i5-str0ng:

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

this is the best pun/joke I have EVER seen on tumblr…nothing can beat this

APRIL 16, 2014

fuckinghomepage:

IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A PLACE CALLED DILDO ISLAND IN CANADA?

TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY: 

DON’T LIE TO ANYONE YOU CARE ABOUT.

"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the *:★Kawaii Soldier★:*. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

(Source: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)

peekaboo :)

mutesymphony:

here we see the majestic asshole not giving a fuck in its natural habitat

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(Source: redsuspenders)